When you are Korean, you...

• Clap your hands when you laugh
• Hold something with both hands when you receive it/hand it over to someone else
• take off your shoes when you are in a fitting room
• wear a face mask when trying on tops and sweaters (to prevent makeup smears)
• receive a whole lot of side dishes to your order 

• don't have to pay for water and side dishes (even if you order a second round)
• don't say bless you nor "en guete"
• don't have to tip your taxi driver/waiter/etc.
• turn away from the person you drink with when he/she is older than you
• turn one on the day you are born and have two ages (korean age, "normal" age, which makes me 25 here in korea)
• pay at the cash desk in a restaurant
• own products with bad english written on them

• use naver and not google
• find a boyfriend/girlfriend before christmas
• celebrate christmas with your boyfriend/girlfriend
• wear matching clothes with your partner

• love dogs

• make up your own english name when you don't have one ("My name is Kim Seo-Hyeon, but just call me Anderson.")
• take a selfie anytime, anywhere and no matter how old you are

• put flesh colored stickers on your pimples
• carry kids piggyback
• hang out at the playground
• wear mini-skirts and shoes with heels to school
• rarely eat fruits because it's too expensive (a mango is around 9 CHF)
• add spice to everything
• pose with a peace sign on photos

• go clubbing everyday of the week if you want to
• wear a mouthguard when you are sick (it's mandatory)
• walk around with a cat on your shoulder 
• are always eating

• don't flush the toilet paper, throw it in the trash
• separate your trash (plastic, bottles, paper, food waste)
• attach your cell phone on your bicycle and listen to music out loud while you drive along the Han River
• do most things with a friend (unless you want to be considered a loner)
• wear bangs when you are boy
• take pictures with foreigners

• have instant noodles from the convenient store after clubbing
• eat pizza/drink latte with sweet potatos on/in it
• drink Americano

• use flat metal chopsticks 
• spit on the floor 
• don't look into strangers eyes
• always find a reason to have a good time with your friends